You wrote me a note on pink paper saying that you HAD to tell me something, but then we had to go back to being mad at each other. Im going to go home to a two-bedroom house and pray to God we have enough to pay for the electric bill. I dont like chocolate and there is nothing you can do to make me think otherwise. (Starts crying) I did everything, EVERYTHING in my power to win this, and all my efforts were wasted. Second Place Winner! Smile, walk, walk, walk and cupcake hands and left foot two steps andright foot two steps and turn and back (rolls her ankle and collapses in pain.) I cant talk about it. Eeyore: My balloon? Without Milton, I would never have escaped to New York. Ive been thinking about learning to play an instrument. . Thank you for always being there for me. (looks around) Where am I? You know, I though falling to your death would be scary, but it was somehow soothing knowing it was all over and I was about to die. At first, I didnt know what to do. You hope and hope no one criticizes your hair or your clothes or your makeup. (Samantha leaves the office) God I hate that woman. I cant believe this; Im locked out again. You would think thats all the bad things that can happen in one day, right? All the other people in the band just look mad in their pictures, especially the skunk hair guy. Its been hours and Im still lost. The mall. No one ever stops to think about my feelings. It doesnt matter as much. Skylar Morrison likes to thump kids on the head. But you know what? well, its hard to describe, but Ill do my best. It will bankrupt us. He has skin pale like . P-P-Piglet. Nyeh, nyeh, nyeh, do as youre told! First Place Winner By: Lyena Monis, Age 12, California, USA Gender: Female Genre: Comedic Description: A jealous girlfriend expresses her views on her relationship with her boyfriend. Why cant they see me? . Birds dont stop themselves from flying wherever they want because theyre scared. That should do very well! He thinks Christopher is going somewhere but he isnt sure, nor is he sure of the destination or if we care. I literally get paid to beat up people like you. Like most small boys, Christopher Robin has toy animals to play with and they lived together in a wonderful world of make believe. It contains three featurettes: "Winnie the Pooh and the Honey Tree", "Winnie the Pooh and the Blustery Day", "Winnie the Pooh and Tigger Too", along with a "We Say Goodbye" scene. Moment #1: Funeral of Marilyn Monroe August 8th, 1962 Opens with the funeral presenter. x\[sr~wLIX ledOvy-sCSgDsx_8} g53#Z(fojv?[/o>q2I4TVu[M}Z0Jkv ~as~`mJ0&GBVBSt\,b{|7svp~W-X+8%9YIe/,jZ0|v=G%MV]]&=6^gEd 7]gl4vD*^1K 18yO=}.:6]V%lp4xg! I told them that they couldnt take my stuff, but Emile said, We dont care, and Rose ignored me. Best friend? I was here first, and as a feline, I have the advantage in the smarts department. Since returning home, Ive dropped eggs, the family dog Ive even dropped a mic, not on purpose though. Ill meet you at the movie theatre at 7. Who else is go oh, its just gonna be us? By: Nadine D., Green Bay, Wisconsin, USA, Age 17 Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic Description: A teen, whose looks have been damaged in a car accident, begs others to overlook her looks.. I was a block away from the work office when I went to the coffee shop right around the corner and got some hot coffee. I watched my own mother fall to the ground. I tried to warn her. By: Lizzie Towell, Age 18, Texas, USA Description: Snow White leads a support group for princesses who have evil stepmothers. Ill never actually be in a meaningful relationship. And I really, need this. Van Gogh and the yellow paint, Sylvia Plath and her untimely death. I guess I will see you soon. Nothings happening. Yeah, Im in high school. We miss and love you so much. Im going to tell her I dont want to do this anymore. Oh, you like her? By: Lorna McGregor, Age 12, Colorado USA Description: A god explains why humans are greedy. I bet I could beat you in a race. You young whipper-snippers dont know how lucky you are! No matter. Hey! Willy nilly silly old bear. Maybe then Ill get up the courage to talk to Jessica. The odd thing was, there wasnt anyone there. I am here. I was known for how smart I was. Id give anything to trade bodies with them. Dont you dare throw that chair out the window! If you remembered anything, you might remember that, right? I try to laugh it off and tell myself that Im okayand maybe cry a little bit more. Almost every kleptomaniac lives by the four Ws, its kind of our motto. Vote for Rose if youre content. Mercy Watson Boxed Set, I didnt like the way I looked through my glasses. Well this is NOT a drill. Now just take your hands off the gun and put them on the table where I can see them or the watch gets it. I looked around. By: Annika G., Calgary, Alberta, Canada, Age 14 Gender:Male Genre:Dramatic Description: A character talks to a younger version of herself (or himself). First off, the research opportunities at your university are mind blowing! What a strange looking creature! Let you tell everyone who I really am? I guess thats how Im able to look past my appearance. She hands me the leash to her dog as the small banshee screeches on. Eeyore is an old donkey who is extremely cute but always sad. Break the school record in track and field? By: Danielle Lippert, Green Bay, Wisconsin, USA, Age 18 Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic Description: A teen, because of her life experiences, is tired of hearing apologies. The end. Best Eeyore Quotes. My mama needs a stair lift so she can get downstairs to the beer fridge; she hasnt taken her pills dry since her twenties! But today I saw a flicker of hope. What can I say to convince you Im not a bad guy? Oh, oh, hello Pooh Bear. I learned that creeks and rivers carve and shape their way, leading to a big body of water. at the back. Think, think, think. And lets not forget about the leg warmers! [Narrator] So the Hundred Acre Wood got floodier and floodier, but the water couldn't come up to Christopher Robin's house, so that's where everyone was gathering. (pause) Well, I had four pancakes. By: Joel C., Age 16, Melbourne, Australia Description: A pasta maker defends himself in a murder trial. No more depression. Look how interesting this pencil looks when I twirl it. Do you even eat? thin. See heres the thing. Do you know about sacred geometry? "And many happy returns to you, Pooh Bear.". By: Lauren R., Texas, USA, Age 16 Description: A teen tells a friend about the worst day of her life. Try swishing it. I gotta get my kiss now. Oh. The audition where all my dreams could finally become a reality. Maybe Ill just watch some TV. I know him being in jail far away from you must be hard. When I was in school, if my name wasnt at the very top of the exam board, I would cry for the next two days. This wasnt an easy task, but I was able to forge a test ticket. Sorry what was that? When I was little, I was hungry. I could only focus on the skin on my belly rolling into layers one on top of the other, like a thick and heavy blanket that draped down to my ankles. No, no mom and dad know I wont be out for a minute. Youre just gonna waste my time explaining your master plan and patting yourself on the back even though we both already know how this is gonna go. Third Place Winner! What a strange looking creature! On a daily basis, I would see people having nervous breakdowns. Sometimes I take out this picture and talk to her. Honestly, I dont think youre doing it for him; youre doing it for yourself. And its very cold in space-brrrr! Yet people question why you continue to drink, and staggeringly, if youre okay. And on the screen, it said, You should have done what I asked. That was the last time I messed with my supernatural computer. I didnt know all of the pressure that it would be. After about two minutes, the water was above my waist. (someone nearby speaks to her) Hold on. You can do this. ", Owl: Yes, well, actually, of course, I wrote "A very happy birthday with love from Pooh.". First Place Winner! I promise you I am not a bad guy here. Wait a sec. Genre: Dramatic. Eeyore is a pessimistic and gloomy old stuffed donkey belonging to Christopher Robin. He said that because I signed over my rights, I have limited input on how my story is told. I dont know where she is. Just pick her up, will you? (Walks off-stage.). Its minus two hundred and seventy degrees Celsius! Some days you think you look nice and no one says anything. You wouldnt want me to lose my job, would you? One day I saw a beautiful portfolio and wanted to meet the photographer. The days where I would just eat and play all day. You were a princess, and I was a talking slug. Internal monologue means more than just pondering over your own thoughts. Shed die. By: Oren S., Age 15, Pennsylvania, USA Gender: Any Genre: Comedic Description: A student complains about having to write a monologue. (Turns across) Look, Im gonna be honest. Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora has dropped out of the current leg of the rock bands tour because of personal issues. The good news is Sambora is said to be seeking help to sort of his issues, the bad news is that the tour will go on as scheduled. I couldnt remember but then it came to meI was home. To be honest, I dont really remember why you left, I think it was because your mother had to go somewhere for a better job. By: Louis McCartney, Age 17, Northern Ireland Description: Marilyn Monroe talks at her own funeral about three important moments in her life. Then Id get to talk to my friends about how great it was. Mainly because I have a life and responsibilities; so I would just count the calories in my head, before I ate. All of the financial issues fell on me and it was very overwhelming. You know what chocolates made of? That pizza would taste sooo good, and you hardly ever bring home pizza. (giving a new idea, hoping desperately) Then lets sneak it through a smaller port. Come here. By: Astra Baker, Age 16, New York, USA Description: her wedding, a bride is in her head overthinking what forever would mean. Ive gotta cover the skylight hole before they get in! Now the time has come for proving what the diet did for Pooh, And since we pledged he'd be unwedged that's what we're going to do, He'll be pulled and he'll be tugged and eventually unplugged, We'll have a tug of war, To open rabbit's door, For mind over matter has made the Pooh un-fatter, Heave Heave Heave Heave Heeeeeeeeave. He would smash them on the counter and curse at her. This is gonna be a piece of cake. I tried to be brave and said Youre right! You know what I need? Like seriously, no wonder youre always so clingy, no offense. Yep, no more pleasant Spring weather for everyone to enjoy. It taught me how to grieve. She should be back to herself in no time. 2. Everyone looked at us like we were crazy. He eagerly shares his enthusiasm with otherswhether they want him to or not. Im no eejit. Me and Luke still arent used to the house being so quiet, we miss all the fun times with you. Maybe then he can rest. Yes, like that. The attendant just stared at him. I'm a hefty happy Pooh. Ill be there early. (clenches fist and then calms herself down)I mean, why cant you see me? Great dead batteries. I mean come on, 15 years in the can? By: Emma Lugo, Age 13, USA Description: A spoken word piece reflecting on the speakers mother who lived in foster care. You deserve more than a daughter like me. Oh my God, I might starve. What are you trying to do? - No, Christopher Robin! Thats why my footprints were in there. Youre my role model, my hero, my everything. Hello! I was his daughter. By: Jasmine Scholz, Age 17, Australia Description: Marilyn Monroe talks at her own funeral about three important moments in her life. We plan to meet in the park every Wednesday and Friday. So remember, vote for me for President. Ohhh. Youll find out mighty quick that Im a force to be reckoned with. Eeyore's monologue By Editor Posted on April 10, 2006 Friend! Not your enemy. How big was it? Do you know? I know! I just want a quiet life, a peaceful, happy life. Thats right, I married my Uncle. Not to be trusted! But as I got older, I let go of that fearor so I thought. Gender: Female Genre: Dramedy. This is seen through the use of dashes, short lines, and the parenthesis which contain Eeyores commentary on how he thinks the poem is progressing. Ill try harder, I promise. But I mean come on people! They say it is an addiction and that I am in denial. And what do teenagers need? We all learned that lesson too late. Big. Vanilla with Vanilla and Chocolate with Chocolate. I know you shouldnt do it, but its a metaphor just roll with it. Christopher Robin : [ stops smiling and watches in horror as Eeyore flows farther down the river toward a small waterfall ] Eeyore, I'm not a Heffalump! Ive always found that a nice cup of hot tea can settle my nerves. But I should have. The lights will be beaming in my eyes and my hands will start shaking like crazy. Suddenly she fell and was being attacked by a man in a dark mask. So, after about four whole minutes of me staring at the door just waiting for that rat to walk in, she came running in. No one will ever hear it. Genre: Dramatic, Her life didnt go as planned but no one will ever understand I wish I could have held her hand and told her everything was going to be ok Because she always lived in pain Yet she never complained I saw that face she made whenever she heard that name Because she remembered that day And tried to hold in that pain That felt like rain And she tried to play the same But she knew it wasnt going away Until she coped with the pain and let the pain heal itself away She is very inspiring to me From what I see Because everyone left her all alone With no place to go No one knows what shes been through on the inside Because she hides what she feels Too afraid to reveal People might judge her But they dont know her like I do And what shes been through So dont judge someone without knowing them on the inside And what theyve been through, First Place Winner! Apple Productred, Your email address will not be published. You want to know what I thought of last nights episode of Greys Anatomy? It just takes a lot of work, and I dont know if I can do it. I literally come home in tears, but nobody cares what I think. Christopher Robin! Hed ignore me when I asked him questions or shared my opinion. Well, if we can't pull you out Pooh, perhaps we can push you back. Hello, and welcome to Fencing 101. Now her cousin was not only gifted on the glockenspiel, but being a screech owl, also sang soprano in the London Opera. Poem Analysis, https://poemanalysis.com/alan-alexander-milne/poem-by-eeyore/. This fascination earned me the nickname Roach Girl after I caught a roach during class. OH! And no here-we-go-round-the-mulberry-bush. Under that is a man dressed in old clothes with holes, no socks or shoes. For me, my name is a broken Soviet dacha in Odessa on Tehnicheskaya Street, the nineties, stuffed cabbage rolls and adjika, a curly, skinny little boy who loves his grandmother. Dont think Im not proud of you love, our country needs you. Im sure of that. It describes people like me who dont identify as either a boy or a girl. Stop it, MOM, you cant call me at work anymore. Welcome to GoodLife, my name is Anya. She would walk me down the street to catch the bus. Im fine. You know, that reminds me of the birthday of my great uncle Robert, a portrait of whom you see upon the wall on your right. Great Its just that I have not spoken to anyone in ages. Christopher Robin! No, he isnt, and neither are you. I realized that my younger brother, Colin, is taller than me. Are you frozen? So, I sold them for a little more than I paid, and by the end of the day I had made about double of what I had spent. He didnt want anyone else to look at me. I mean take me to dinner first. I know Im late for work, but you would not believe the morning Ive had! First Place Winner! Adieu. I can hear the angels. Ohis that the new neighbor from next door? Oh! What a childhood Ive had, with a tiger by my side! My dad is an entomologist, so he got me interested at a young age. I'm not in the book, but I'm at your service. By: Trequan D., Mississippi, USA, Age 17 Gender: Male Genre: Comedic Description: Rudolphs brother tells him not to forget where he is from. You cant tell anyone you saw me here. Or when I put a giant pink triangle on the door to my room, or when I bought a rainbow bow tie and suspenders? You need to know that there are more things I can do with this flute of mine. Finally, I got home expecting to eat a snack and relax until my mom said that she and dad needed to talk to all of us. So then wait, are you listening? But what did you give us in return? Im just not sure the best way to approach her. "By the Mystic Monologues of Munnopor" Second Place Winner! 2000 calories isnt even a pound. Where is it Eeyore? Uh Pooh Bear? I have to go. I got mama and grandma and grandpa who love me and support me. Ill say it. Those kindergartners should be ashamed for doing that to her. Now he sat down and tried hard to think of something. He didn't give a hoot for tradition, he became an namable pussy cat and went to sea in a beautiful pea-green boat. Im scared the appropriate amount at horrors, and Im thrilled the appropriate amount at thrillers. Yes sure do, well I'd better bounce along now chum. I would use any excuse in the book to not have to perform. What I mean to say is that I will do my best to find her a home as soon as possible. (Snaps fingers with idea!) Too sterile too gray too hopeless. I always make friends on the farms, but once I get to know them, the harvest is over and my family needs to move to find more work. Description: A leprechaun outsmarts someone who has found his pot of gold. So I guess I wouldn't care then! I think Max is trying to kill me. Before I have children. This is not a cry for help nor anOh please, Mother! [Scornfully] I have witnessed first-hand how vile men can act in times of war and tyranny all in hopes of their survival, and possible glory. Aw heck. He was British and personality-wise hes pretty eccentric. Nothing more to say about it. You know what? Thats why you shouldnt be scared Anna, youll love Middle School, I promise. [Rabbit] It's not bad, not bad at all. See, Im not crazy. Someone is bound to realize that Lizzie and Eliza arent clever nicknames that my family made for me, but names I forced them to call me so that I could be just like my favorite character. No, were elves, and we have rights! When the truck driver walked into the gas station, he looked at the guy and gave him a really strange look. Its like how would I explain this to a simpleton? Eeyore's Monologue - madelyn quigley madelyn quigley Eeyore's Monologue Dec 4, 2022 My family lovingly nicknamed me Eeyore by the time I was 4. She stretched out her arms, and my arms barely made it through the mirror surface, but my mom pulled me out! He taped you to the back of his car because his tail-light was out. One time, I went on a tour of the White House, and hid behind the curtains in the Oval office. (Spoiler Alert: she isnt very good at it.). Youre so kind and supportive of me. Deep in the hundred acre wood where Christopher Robin plays And one day, Ill have me a kid, and I will love him, and always treat him good. Its not ok, its not right. By: Erin Case, Washington, USA, Age 14 Description: A teen asks a stranger for help after missing a train stop while running away. Thats what my mom says anyway. One time at fifth grade field day, I cut holes in my potato sack to win the race. I believe that Ive made my case clear. You are constantly picking on her like shes some puppy that needs to be trained. I suppose I shall have to find another one. I am the boss here, so you will do everything I ask you to do exactly when I say it. Still, Middle School should be written off as neutral. It was the day before Valentines Day, and we were making chocolate dipped strawberries when we invited your family over. Without the curriculars, you know. My card was sitting right there! If you fought well, you were guaranteed a spot in the next one. I shouldnt joke about that. At least he hasnt left me behind. Genre: Dramatic. (pause) Anyway, what are you doing tonight? Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic, (Speaking into a cell phone with great urgency.). Why should I have to see that word, over and over again? [Pooh] Oh yes, that reminds me, happy Windsday Owl! And oh yeah, she likes the Rolling Stones. Shifted his perspective, he said. I dont tell people theyre pretty when they are. But his best friend is a bear named Winnie the Pooh or Pooh for short. You get up every day before the sun rises. In any case, Ill keep you posted. Christopher Robin is going. Oh, and Im really looking forward to spring break. Where are you? Don't be so gloomy! I hate my body. According to a new study, woman who make the first move in online dating tend to be rewarded. And I cant even live in this house anymore, because its so full of his memories, full of the things that we did together. What is wrong with me? Help me get out of this mirror! Low and behold, she heard me and looked at the mirror. I am what I appear to be. Remembering how much they enjoyed these I think her love for me pressed those memories into my heart and mind forever. Who would not want to have a penguin at home? I should probably tell you now, before you notice it. For example, I like yellow, the least liked color. Leslie? I wanted to stay in her safe little bubble forever. Though I suppose it wasnt really your idea, was it? Every teacher I got after him kinda sucked. He can shoot hoops? How are you? In the freezer section, the flavors pretty much stick to their own kind. I blame the snores from the five other people in this room. And Im doing it today not tomorrow. Frying rice? Genre: Dramatic. I mean what else are you supposed to do when the most attractive guy you know finally gives you the time of day? First Place Winner! He is sitting on a grocery bag. Still do. Theres no need to have her miss anymore school than she needs to: her teachers already get a lot of practice writing the letter F. Then, mom said I had to get groceries, and the people who work at grocery stores wouldnt judge you if you showed up riding a unicycle with a parrot on your head, so green hair shouldnt get many looks. Its always the same. I wonder if it would do it again. Im only the accepted thin; where no one would even take a glance at me, ya know? OK you do you know that I just told you I can read your mind so basically, I know what youre thinking, as in I know youre thinking Im a total lunatic but Im not, trust me. When you moved in next door, I was so happy. Dear diary, A lot happened today, so get ready. PIGEONS! No response from Jayla) You know what, do whatever. She plays the Rolling Stones a lot in the car and has to sing along with every word. Ive seen it all buddy. Ill scoop out my own sorta life. In 5th grade, Mr. Fartherman ruined it for me. See doesnt that sound scary to you? Oh well. You can all go on and mourn the loss of a great man, but I knew the real Albert Scott. (beat) No? Hey, Im I I I cant do this. Why are you back here? I feel betrayed because you were taken from me too soon and Im just another person consumed by grief. I went up to the counter to pay. I uhIm not sure exactly where to start. Third Place Winner By: Payton V.P., Green Bay, Wisconsin, Age 17 Gender: Female Genre: Dramatic Description: Teen rejected by her guy finds comfort where least expectedfrom her mom. Come do the dishes! (On phone.) And if something as simple as that can keep going, Ill tell myself I can too. For commercial rights and other inquiries, please contact us. Note: Misheard lyrics are from the song Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana. Sometimes Im scared I wont be enough like you when I grow up. I just want an assistant who listens to me and doesnt put cream in my coffee. The warm mouthwatering softness of the bread, smothered in rich beautiful tomato sauce, with the essence of pepperoni delicately intertwined and caressed in a beautiful blanket of cheese. We also got the double play. I Shouldnt have told her that. Genre: Comedic. [Eeyore] Name's on it and everything. I had no money and no phone. [Pooh] After all, he's not in the book you know. Let us practice face painting on you, they said. Birds are so much freer than any person I know. But I think they are rather nice against my fangs and surely, she would understand that. Madman, actually. As she walked towards me her tears began to fade. As the leader of the Union of the Order of the North Pole Elves, I stand here today and urge you to say no to Santa! Its not really as sad as it sounds. (Tosses back wallet.) The second film was even more popular than the first, winning an Academy Award. This is the biggest day of my life and Ive been talking about fo- for- FOR LIKE FOREVER, or at least since I was able to talk and watch TV. Mr. Milne was a successful author and playwright who used the friendship between Christopher Robin and Pooh as his inspiration for the bedtime stories he told his son. I hated the morning greetings, office space, computer, type, print, fax, break, small talk, back to office, yawn, staring at the clock, print, make mistake, constantly worry for the sake of my job. Over here Pooh! Sure, I could get a job and rent a dumpy little apartment, but what would be the fun in that? Yeah, I know. Im tired of being someone thats superficial. Shes in a better place now, outta this place at least. No one says good morning to me. Now everyone is laughing at me. I miss those days. Plus, Eeyores uncertainty about the whole situation makes it harder to understand and all the more amusing because of it. Well. I just got rid of those rats for you. After I leave here, Im going to that high bridge over the interstate freeway. Did I get your tail on properly Eeyore? Im glad that sought me out to wish me a happy birthday, Kendra. I know she saw the end coming, but she kept folding. Hes mostly harmless beyond the thumping on the head thing. I know just the thing. Can you imagine walking into the kitchen to see an army of little crustaceans manning the grill? But in my opinion, youre the most selfish person I know. Im your sister. By: Yoselyn H., Edinburg, Tx, USA; Age 13 Gender: Female Genre: Comedic Description: She is a dreamer that has wishes. At least I think he is. Will you marry me? My parents, Majestic, even my iPhone, have made me who I am today. Honey! Now, where was I? I improve my appetite Get out! What am I doing tomorrow? I will not make friends with such oafish creatures. All youre gonna be is a piece of trivia for superhero nerds with nothing better to spend their time on. I learned how to speak in a British accent for my audition and sang in one too! You could have one bad day and it could ruin everything. (Gestures to entire body. Pooh: I sure like bouncing! Alice in Wonderland. You find comfort in it like a big black blanket wrapped around you. The guards used to lock us in our dormitory at night and not show up again til the morning. Rule #2 Never tell your mom anything that I do. He will fix this. First Place Winner! By: Lindsey A., Calgary, Alberta, Canada, Age 15 Gender:Female Genre:Dramatic Description: A character defends her choices to her former classmates. This was her idea of a fun assignment. You thought the cheating would stop after I went to college? By: Sanjana Bhahirathan, Age 13, Sydney, Australia Description: A bunny finds itself in a lab that tests animals. (beat) What was that? By: Genevieve B., Age 15, New Jersey, USA Description: A teen nervously reveals to his/her grandmother that he/she is gay. I was mad cause she was right. They werent just any fair-well letters though. I accidentally did ask you one time. Is that my school picture? Given the popularity of the Winnie the Pooh characters today it may seem hard to believe that they started out as bedtime stories for one little boy. First Place Winner By: Lilly Johnson, Age 13, Missouri, USA Gender: Female Genre: Dramatic Description: A teenage surfer narrowly escapes a shark attack and it changes her view of the ocean forever. and so I ignored it. We are building a collection of fantastic original monologues for kids and teens entirely written by students. I opened my eyes, only for the saltwater to flood them. (gets up and exits), Second Place Winner! I have three dogs, so if I accidentally left chocolate just laying around then my dogs might EAT IT. wgci past radio personalities; auto sear jig legal At least, you think Im sick. By: Nugwa Usman, Canada, Age 16 Description: A girl struggles with her relationship with food, and with her desire to fit in. I cant do any of those things! Take it from me, Charlies brother died of a heart attack tooI think it ran in the family and after that I couldnt find another husband. (Whispers.) We shall get there someday." STOP SNICKERING! 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